And then, as if I didn’t have enough on My hands, I have gone and adopted My very own Fictional Fantasy Family!

My new family are quite unique - they are Characters that I have moulded from My imagination.

Ready for your introductions then??

Butler is a nervous kind of man, very gently spoken and kind to the core.

He has many personal responsibilities, but the servicing of My needs are always his top priority.

Butler has been with Me since the day Dot, (his wife), threw him out for sneaking off to see Dominatricies!

Oh well, one woman’s loss is another woman’s gain!

Butler is extremely reliable, very methodical and his work can rarely be faulted.

He serves me My food and wine, takes care of turning My bed down at night and has total responsibility for My household!

He is a most trusted and loyal friend, and he takes care of all My guests and ALL of their needs, if you know what I mean!!

In fact, he can give a whole new interpretation to 'What the Butler Saw!!'

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Maid is neither use nor ornament to man nor beast!

Useful, organised, reliable, methodical are all words I am ashamed to say would not be suitable nor honest of me, to describe MAID!

Take the letter 'I' from her name and you have a perfect description of her!

The Mad Maid!

Not only is she unorganised, unreliable and sloppy in both her work and appearance, but she is also the most dislikeable woman that I have ever had the misfortune and displeasure to meet.

In fact, you must be wondering why I bother with the weird wonder of society, I mean the woman is stark raving mad!

Unfortunately, she is My Achilles heel!

I hate her so much that the pleasure I gain from paining, humiliating, winding her up and fucking with her is just too good to give up!

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Always there to give advice, a shoulder to lean on and an arse to spank!

I am dearly fond of My Agony Uncle. But you wouldn’t know it because I never show it!

Agony Uncle can always be counted on to help out with good advice when another member of My household goes astray - although his helpful suggestions do often rebound painfully on his own backside....

In fact, you might like to think of the Agony Uncle as My grown-up whipping boy!!

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You will never see the Rubber Gimp without an item of rubber on....

It may just be a cock restraint or g-string, or a Gas Mask, but there will be something on him made out of rubber.

Unless of course I deny him of it.

Which I have on many occasions....

Even for a just day, time without rubber seems like an eternity to Rubber Gimp.

He once said that it was like denying a man an orgasm, FOR A MONTH!!

Another exaggeration - he is renowned for exaggerating just about everything - is his supposed pain tolerance.

This exaggeration is the one I find the funniest!

When he needs to be punished he wimps out like a wimp does!

He is by far the softest of My slaveforce, but he would have you believe he is stronger than Samson!

Maybe I should rename him the Rubber Wimp??

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You won’t be meeting them all straight away, to be honest with you some are quite shy....

But, YOU will meet them all, ONCE YOU JOIN ME!!

You know YOU are going to do it - it is only a MATTER OF TIME....